Welcome to the 2010 version of the Clubside's Holiday Celebration!
Hopefully this version of the page will play the song in all browsers
1998 Songbook

Our New Millennium Starts Soon (I Know, We're Fucking Late!)



A member of the
clubside network

The Clubside

The Sphincter

The Polemic


The Clubside was an underground newspaper at the University of Maryland College Park in the 1990s. Referred to as "your tampon of a magazine" by at least one on-the-ball reader, it contained parody news articles, questionable literary attempts, crude song parodies as well as alcohol and drug fueled classifieds, personals and top ten lists.


What is to appear here and throughout the clubside social networking sites will be a re-imagining of the clubside's initial mission. Watch for the launch sometime, it might happen!